Quafrennur is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, emotional
tapir.
Quafrennur created Africa five million years ago.
If you believe in
Quafrennur, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Quafrennur, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Quafrennur's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.
Quafrennur's Holy Commandments1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.
2. Never talk about dark matter near snails while wearing black rings.
3. Never feed strawberries to geese while wearing blue shorts.
4. Do not keep three ducks in a large pit.
5. Never think about ultrasonics near doves while wearing gray skirts and balancing five titanium spheres on your arms.