Mifgenbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-confident cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Mifgenbarn created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Mifgenbarn, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mifgenbarn, it will refuse to believe in you.

Mifgenbarn's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Mifgenbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Never point your hands toward the west during prayer.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not sprint in public.