Sagvaglarp is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, prudent giraffe.

Sagvaglarp created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagvaglarp, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sagvaglarp, she will be very sad.

Sagvaglarp's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Sagvaglarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Always act with obedience.

4. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.

5. Always wear plain boots during rituals.