Bigpid is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-assured bird.

Bigpid created a photon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigpid, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bigpid, she will strike you with lightening.

Bigpid's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Bigpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during spring.

2. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Bigpid on top of all buildings.

4. Always remove kilts before entering holy places.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.