Vigxinrot is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, happy alligator.

Vigxinrot created Africa two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vigxinrot, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vigxinrot, she will refuse to believe in you.

Vigxinrot's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Vigxinrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes.

2. Always look after injured rats.

3. Always obey Vigxinrot's priests.

4. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

5. Do not keep five monkeys in a large pit.
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