Megminlan is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, uncaring swan.

Megminlan created the planet Earth eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megminlan, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Megminlan, she will turn you into a hamster.

Megminlan's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Megminlan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near grasshopers while wearing pink rings and balancing three silicon spheres on your feet.

2. Hide from red sharks for they are unholy.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Never feed strawberries to foxes while wearing turquoise hats.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.