Hadcimdon is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, dishonourable cow.

Hadcimdon created a quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadcimdon, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hadcimdon, he will laugh at you.

Hadcimdon's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Hadcimdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midday.

2. Always act with purity when addressing elders.

3. Remain prostrate during prayer.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not trade with those who eat corn.