Natpitbugfig is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, bad-tempered cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Natpitbugfig created the planet Saturn nine million years ago.

If you believe in Natpitbugfig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Natpitbugfig, he will be very sad.

Natpitbugfig's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Natpitbugfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.