Tignurtfum is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, caring naga.

Tignurtfum created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tignurtfum, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tignurtfum, he will turn you into a rat.

Tignurtfum's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Tignurtfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Never prepare beans during autumn.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tignurtfum.