Natpitbugfig is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, bad-tempered
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Natpitbugfig created the planet Saturn nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Natpitbugfig, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Natpitbugfig, he will be very sad.
Natpitbugfig's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Natpitbugfig's Holy Commandments1. Never think about optics.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.