Cubhotweg is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, proud whale.

Cubhotweg created a strange quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Cubhotweg, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cubhotweg, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cubhotweg's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Cubhotweg's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Worship no other gods but Cubhotweg.

3. Do not prepare nuts while filled with envy.

4. Never handle gold while unclean.

5. Always obey Cubhotweg's priests.