Basttadbem is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, effective coyote.

Basttadbem created life three billion years ago.

If you believe in Basttadbem, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Basttadbem, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Basttadbem's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Basttadbem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never approach forests carrying ash.

3. Shun those given to cruelty.

4. Never mention sheep.

5. Never sing in the presence of elders.