Bonkpogbot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish centaur.

Bonkpogbot created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkpogbot, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bonkpogbot, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bonkpogbot's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Bonkpogbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Worship no other gods but Bonkpogbot.

3. Do not hurt whales.

4. Hide if five grasshopers approach from the south.

5. Never point your neck toward the east during prayer.