Rantamget is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, egotistical horse.

Rantamget created a quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rantamget, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rantamget, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Rantamget's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Rantamget's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Do not listen to music.
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