Dissdodpitgovdodhitrapham is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, confident warg.

Dissdodpitgovdodhitrapham created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dissdodpitgovdodhitrapham, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dissdodpitgovdodhitrapham, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dissdodpitgovdodhitrapham's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dissdodpitgovdodhitrapham's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never paint your back green.

5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Dissdodpitgovdodhitrapham in the centre of the settlement.
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