Safshavgep is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unsympathetic frog.

Safshavgep created an up quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Safshavgep, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Safshavgep, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Safshavgep's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Safshavgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in summer.

2. Worship no other gods but Safshavgep.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always cleanse water with water.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.