Cenwonquimgess is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, impressive
faun.
Cenwonquimgess created bats three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cenwonquimgess, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Cenwonquimgess, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Cenwonquimgess' most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Cenwonquimgess' Holy Commandments1. Never wear dresses.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Cenwonquimgess must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.