Cenwonquimgess is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, impressive faun.

Cenwonquimgess created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenwonquimgess, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cenwonquimgess, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cenwonquimgess' most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Cenwonquimgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Cenwonquimgess must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.