Ingstigkem is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, narcissistic warg.

Ingstigkem created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingstigkem, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ingstigkem, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Ingstigkem's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Ingstigkem's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ingstigkem.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always pray immersed in water.