Poplimveg is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, capable cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Poplimveg created Europe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Poplimveg, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Poplimveg, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Poplimveg's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Poplimveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick goats.

2. Do not contemplate ultrasonics during the night.

3. Never speak aloud of signs.

4. Always wear plain rings during rituals.

5. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.