Rillcussgep is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, prudent yak.

Rillcussgep created dark energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillcussgep, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Rillcussgep, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rillcussgep's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Rillcussgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of quantum field theory near sacred fires.

2. Never mark doors with black.

3. Always store garlic above ground.

4. Never mention mice.

5. Never wear pink ear rings on sacred days.