Vinkemsid is a god.
He takes the form of a large, annoying
scorpion.
Vinkemsid created humankind nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Vinkemsid, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Vinkemsid, he will strike you with lightening.
Vinkemsid's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.
Vinkemsid's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your face.
2. Never wear turquoise scarves.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.