Dadfonwab is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, confident dingo.

Dadfonwab created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadfonwab, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dadfonwab, she will think nothing of it.

Dadfonwab's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Dadfonwab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown birds, for they are unholy.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never hurt manatees.

5. Never talk about dark matter near eagles while wearing turquoise stockings and balancing four platinum spheres on your head.
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