Sabstafbast is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciful fairy.

Sabstafbast created the Milkyway seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabstafbast, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sabstafbast, he will destroy your home solar system.

Sabstafbast's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Sabstafbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sabstafbast.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Never mention turtles.