Pigkem is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, humane
horse.
Pigkem created a photon two million years ago.
If you believe in
Pigkem, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Pigkem, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Pigkem's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.
Pigkem's Holy Commandments1. Always wear turquoise.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Never go into yellow rooms.
5. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Pigkem in the centre of the settlement.