Farkonrig is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, awe-inspiring hedgehog.

Farkonrig created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farkonrig, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Farkonrig, she will think nothing of it.

Farkonrig's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Farkonrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midday.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not keep nine turtles in a large pit.

5. Always help sick aardvarks.