Luntifbell is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, proud fairy.

Luntifbell created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Luntifbell, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Luntifbell, he will strike you with lightening.

Luntifbell's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Luntifbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about photosynthesis.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Do not speak about apples.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics.

5. Always help sick gulls.
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