Nellitsan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish zebra.

Nellitsan created a strange quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellitsan, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nellitsan, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nellitsan's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Nellitsan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near manatees while wearing red scarves and balancing five carbon spheres on your hands.

3. Do not keep eight ducks in a large pit.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near mites while wearing pink kilts and balancing seven silver spheres on your neck.

5. Never eat green fruit.