Karpiglit is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unthinking manatee.

Karpiglit created viruses five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Karpiglit, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Karpiglit, she will throw large rocks at you.

Karpiglit's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Karpiglit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Karpiglit on top of all buildings.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never feed lots of carrots to foxes while wearing indigo shirts.