Hunhonzod is a god.

She takes the form of a large, all-knowing mole.

Hunhonzod created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunhonzod, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hunhonzod, she will refuse to believe in you.

Hunhonzod's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Hunhonzod's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hunhonzod.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near eagles while wearing red trousers and balancing three zinc spheres on your hands.

3. Never think about chromosomes.

4. Never touch water while clean.

5. Never play with disobedient children.