Mablegfun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, boastful alligator.

Mablegfun created matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mablegfun, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mablegfun, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Mablegfun's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Mablegfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt cats.

2. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.