Podfidnut is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, amazing whale.

Podfidnut created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Podfidnut, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Podfidnut, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Podfidnut's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Podfidnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of apples to great tits while wearing turquoise boots.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Never eat lemons.

5. Never remain bowed at dusk.