Flaploplitjonmanjipdubzim is a god.

She takes the form of a large, awesome otter.

Flaploplitjonmanjipdubzim created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flaploplitjonmanjipdubzim, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flaploplitjonmanjipdubzim, she will have a low opinion of you.

Flaploplitjonmanjipdubzim's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Flaploplitjonmanjipdubzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near otters while wearing green kilts and balancing seven titanium spheres on your face.

2. Feed all hungry swans.

3. Never think about electromagnetism.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about shrews.