Bonyargig is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, witty skunk.

Bonyargig created the planet Venus seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bonyargig, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bonyargig, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bonyargig's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Bonyargig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always treat sheep with great respect.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.
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