Hadvaghas is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, loving weasel.

Hadvaghas created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadvaghas, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hadvaghas, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hadvaghas' most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Hadvaghas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Hadvaghas in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never mention ducks.