Flamhivmeg Fligstragsom is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish tapir.

Flamhivmeg Fligstragsom created life seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flamhivmeg Fligstragsom, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flamhivmeg Fligstragsom, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Flamhivmeg Fligstragsom's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Flamhivmeg Fligstragsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt ants.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

3. Never proclaim while facing east.

4. Flamhivmeg Fligstragsom loves foxes, so they must be respected.

5. Do not step barefoot upon blue earth.