Nurtabnuttnutt Popomting is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, idiotic rat.

Nurtabnuttnutt Popomting created humankind eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurtabnuttnutt Popomting, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurtabnuttnutt Popomting, it will destroy your home planet.

Nurtabnuttnutt Popomting's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Nurtabnuttnutt Popomting's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never jump near badgers.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.