Sandjappon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, merciless dog.

Sandjappon created oxygen four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandjappon, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sandjappon, he will ignore you.

Sandjappon's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Sandjappon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Worship no other gods but Sandjappon.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never mention manatees.