Tigbedrakjop is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, almighty lizard.

Tigbedrakjop created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigbedrakjop, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tigbedrakjop, she will turn you into a worm.

Tigbedrakjop's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Tigbedrakjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about enzymes.

3. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never laugh in the presence of seals.

5. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Tigbedrakjop in the centre of the settlement.