Catkancab is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, omniscient jaguar.

Catkancab created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Catkancab, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Catkancab, he will strike you with lightening.

Catkancab's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Catkancab's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not fashion tools from platinum.

3. Never talk about spacetime.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.