Bitkikkop is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unfair manatee.

Bitkikkop created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitkikkop, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bitkikkop, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bitkikkop's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Bitkikkop's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never eat nuts.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near tapirs while wearing magenta trousers and balancing three lead spheres on your legs.