Pibcumkin is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, ill-tempered crab.

Pibcumkin created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibcumkin, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pibcumkin, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Pibcumkin's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Pibcumkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your head with red.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Shun those given to vanity.

4. Always help frogs in need.

5. Do not name children after birds.