Jattamnab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, smart crane.

Jattamnab created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jattamnab, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jattamnab, it will be very sad.

Jattamnab's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Jattamnab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

3. You must never eat peanuts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jattamnab.