Cubdibman is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, flying otter.

Cubdibman created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubdibman, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cubdibman, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cubdibman's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Cubdibman's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always treat whales with great respect.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Cubdibman in the centre of the settlement.