Gedcuddim is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, bad-tempered
otter.
Gedcuddim created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Gedcuddim, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Gedcuddim, it will destroy your favourite planet.
Gedcuddim's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.
Gedcuddim's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Always wear yellow.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Always help sick capybaras.
5. Never think about archaea.