Gedcuddim is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, bad-tempered otter.

Gedcuddim created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gedcuddim, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gedcuddim, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Gedcuddim's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Gedcuddim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always help sick capybaras.

5. Never think about archaea.