Himshavgun is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, irritating aardvark.

Himshavgun created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himshavgun, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Himshavgun, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Himshavgun's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Himshavgun's Holy Commandments

1. Birds are not to be trusted.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never mention voles.