Sakkonvab is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, compassionate ferret.

Sakkonvab created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakkonvab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sakkonvab, it will send minions to preach to you.

Sakkonvab's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Sakkonvab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five seals approach from the south.

2. Always help sick voles.

3. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always obey Sakkonvab's priests.