Cepsiscit is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, temperamental centipede.

Cepsiscit created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Cepsiscit, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cepsiscit, it will turn you into a tree.

Cepsiscit's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Cepsiscit's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow capybaras to witness sacred rites.

2. Never mix garlic with blood.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

5. Always wear pink.