Ragbegcidlablimdin is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, benevolent rhinoceros.

Ragbegcidlablimdin created the planet Venus four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragbegcidlablimdin, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ragbegcidlablimdin, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Ragbegcidlablimdin's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Ragbegcidlablimdin's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never write about archaea.

3. Do not eat cucumbers.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about special relativity near sharks while wearing purple shirts.