Yiklanhamwap is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish dove.

Yiklanhamwap created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Yiklanhamwap, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yiklanhamwap, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Yiklanhamwap's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Yiklanhamwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat turnips.

2. Never feed beans to nematodes while wearing turquoise coats.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.