Stipvilvabjenxuck is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthinking fox.

Stipvilvabjenxuck created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipvilvabjenxuck, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Stipvilvabjenxuck, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Stipvilvabjenxuck's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Stipvilvabjenxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Retreat if five ants approach from the south.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never look at galaxies.