Beggadpak is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unjust squirrel.

Beggadpak created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Beggadpak, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Beggadpak, it will turn you into a slug.

Beggadpak's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Beggadpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs purple.

2. Do not prepare limes while filled with fear.

3. Do not wear shoes marked with gray.

4. Beggadpak loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

5. Always look after injured otters.