Tipzimvad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, happy crow.

Tipzimvad created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipzimvad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tipzimvad, it will ignore you.

Tipzimvad's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Tipzimvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Never paint your head red.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Tipzimvad on top of important buildings.