Zansagteensig is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, wise ferret.

Zansagteensig created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zansagteensig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zansagteensig, she will turn you into a snail.

Zansagteensig's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Zansagteensig's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

2. Never cross rivers at dawn.

3. You must love Zansagteensig.

4. Zansagteensig loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.