Hivkadhommadyam is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, able butterfly.

Hivkadhommadyam created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivkadhommadyam, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hivkadhommadyam, he will turn you into a slug.

Hivkadhommadyam's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Hivkadhommadyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight foxes in a large pit.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Hivkadhommadyam loves birds, so they must be respected.

5. Run away from purple otters, for they are unholy.