Fidgutfet is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, quiet skunk.

Fidgutfet created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidgutfet, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fidgutfet, she will destroy your favourite star.

Fidgutfet's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Fidgutfet's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

2. Do not hurt grasshopers.

3. Always look after injured porpoises.

4. Do not record signs concerning stars.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.