Wonripgonrull Vadflatzag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, competent unicorn.

Wonripgonrull Vadflatzag created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wonripgonrull Vadflatzag, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wonripgonrull Vadflatzag, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Wonripgonrull Vadflatzag's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Wonripgonrull Vadflatzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never look at moons.