Gendanmab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, quiet newt.

Gendanmab created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gendanmab, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gendanmab, she will cry a lot.

Gendanmab's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Gendanmab's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.