Jenvabfar is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fast hippopotamus.

Jenvabfar created a Higgs boson six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenvabfar, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jenvabfar, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Jenvabfar's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Jenvabfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Worship no other gods but Jenvabfar.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near aardvarks while wearing magenta skirts and balancing seven carbon spheres on your legs.