Ponyarpcin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, omniscient rat.

Ponyarpcin created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Ponyarpcin, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ponyarpcin, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Ponyarpcin's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Ponyarpcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dogs.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not hurt bats.

5. Ponyarpcin loves whales, so they must be honoured.