Arnbopdon is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, staggering gerbil.

Arnbopdon created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Arnbopdon, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Arnbopdon, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Arnbopdon's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Arnbopdon's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never cross crossroads at dawn.

5. Never pray while filled with envy.