Omtgepdav is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, intelligent jackal.

Omtgepdav created viruses nine million years ago.

If you believe in Omtgepdav, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Omtgepdav, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Omtgepdav's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Omtgepdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chromosomes.

2. Always obey Omtgepdav's priests.

3. Hide if seven badgers approach from the south.

4. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Omtgepdav in the centre of the settlement.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.