Waplapnarl Febflyfed is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, all-knowing gnu.

Waplapnarl Febflyfed created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Waplapnarl Febflyfed, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Waplapnarl Febflyfed, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Waplapnarl Febflyfed's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Waplapnarl Febflyfed's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Waplapnarl Febflyfed.