Geppodhen is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, impressive
otter.
Geppodhen created an atom three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Geppodhen, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Geppodhen, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Geppodhen's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.
Geppodhen's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick turtles.
2. Never eat strawberries.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Do not kill gulls.