Geppodhen is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, impressive otter.

Geppodhen created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Geppodhen, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Geppodhen, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Geppodhen's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Geppodhen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick turtles.

2. Never eat strawberries.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not kill gulls.