Panafflan is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, narcissistic wombat.

Panafflan created a strange quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Panafflan, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Panafflan, she will turn you into a rat.

Panafflan's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Panafflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during spring.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Panafflan loves foxes, so they must be respected.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.