Nanfitlag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, happy clam.

Nanfitlag created everything that exists five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nanfitlag, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nanfitlag, he will not care.

Nanfitlag's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Nanfitlag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near seals while wearing red boots.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

5. Do not kill rats.