Sug is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, amazing scorpion.

Sug created carbon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sug, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sug, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sug's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Sug's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat garlic.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Sug on top of all buildings.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.