Gundobnil is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, tranquil mongoose.

Gundobnil created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gundobnil, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gundobnil, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gundobnil's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Gundobnil's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Gundobnil's priests.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Gundobnil.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gundobnil.

5. Always pray immersed in water.