Lidcubcetdusslarg Pas Yarpcidbog is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, happy cat.

Lidcubcetdusslarg Pas Yarpcidbog created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidcubcetdusslarg Pas Yarpcidbog, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lidcubcetdusslarg Pas Yarpcidbog, she will turn you into a dog.

Lidcubcetdusslarg Pas Yarpcidbog's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Lidcubcetdusslarg Pas Yarpcidbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about gooseberries.

2. Never talk about dolphins.

3. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

4. Never record numbers.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching silicon.