Gedfenort is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, annoying giraffe.

Gedfenort created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedfenort, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gedfenort, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Gedfenort's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Gedfenort's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cucumbers.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.