Logont Fossughog Shavlarnkab is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, generous ferret.

Logont Fossughog Shavlarnkab created a top quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Logont Fossughog Shavlarnkab, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Logont Fossughog Shavlarnkab, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Logont Fossughog Shavlarnkab's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Logont Fossughog Shavlarnkab's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat gooseberries.

2. Put Logont Fossughog Shavlarnkab first in all things.

3. Worship no other gods but Logont Fossughog Shavlarnkab.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.