Flylatloop is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, blissful whale.

Flylatloop created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flylatloop, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flylatloop, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Flylatloop's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Flylatloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Heed all portents.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always stare at clouds.