Hunbutgeptunsomhanstaf Tenbimhog is a god.

She takes the form of a large, self-confident snake.

Hunbutgeptunsomhanstaf Tenbimhog created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunbutgeptunsomhanstaf Tenbimhog, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hunbutgeptunsomhanstaf Tenbimhog, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hunbutgeptunsomhanstaf Tenbimhog's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Hunbutgeptunsomhanstaf Tenbimhog's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry horses.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

5. Never speak at midnight.