Cedgilbigfom is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, contented wren.

Cedgilbigfom created the world eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedgilbigfom, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cedgilbigfom, he will torture you forever.

Cedgilbigfom's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Cedgilbigfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. You must pray to Cedgilbigfom six times a day.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near tapirs while wearing orange kilts and balancing seven silver spheres on your face.

4. Do not speak about lentils.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.